“Really, if there’s one thing I’ve learned without question about poker, it’s that poker screws with people’s brains and drives them batshit.”
– Lou Krieger
“I believe in poker the way I believe in the American Dream. Poker is good for you. It enriches the soul, sharpens the intellect, heals the spirit, and – when played well, nourishes the wallet.”
– Mike Matusow
“The Main Event is the only tournament in the history of poker you never have to bluff. You just have to stay alive and wait for the idiots to give you their chips.”